-This is an extremely simple, extremely basic module for writing tests
-suitable for CPAN modules and other pursuits. If you wish to do more
-complicated testing, use the Test::More module (a drop-in replacement
-for this one).
+AHHHHHHH!!!! NOT TESTING! Anything but testing! Beat me, whip me, send
+me to Detroit, but don't make me write tests!
+ -- perldoc Test::Tutorial
+
+Test::Simple is an extremely simple, extremely basic module for
+writing tests suitable for CPAN modules and other pursuits. If you
+wish to do more complicated testing, use the Test::More module (a
+drop-in replacement for this one).
+
+The purpose of Test::More is to provide a wide range of testing
+utilities. Various ways to say "ok" with better diagnostics,
+facilities to skip tests, test future features and compare complicated
+data structures. While you can do almost anything with a simple "ok()"
+function, it doesn't provide good diagnostic output.